Thursday, May 9, 2019

Knock Knock Jokes In Hindi

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Best Funny Knock Konck Jokes In Hindi


knock knock jokes hindi

Thak Thak.
Kaun hai bhaaya?
Zardari.
Zardari kaun?
Zara dar gaya tha bechara ki military coup hoga, ab theek lag raha hai.

Thak Thak.
Kaun hai bhaaya?
Telangana.
Telangana kaun.
Telan…gaana gaa rahi hain Maya, aur do tukde nahin, chaar chahati hai!

Thak Thak.
Kaun hai bhaaya?
2G ka paisa khaaya.
2G ka paisa khaaya kaun?
Hahahaha… aise sawal mat pooch jiska koi jawab nahin, ye scam aur cases aur bahut saal chalne waale hai.

Thak Thak.
Kaun hai bhaaya?
Rockstar.
Rockstar kaun?
Rocks stars pe pheko, dher saare, ek ek karke, sab paisa bataurne main lage hue hain, koi achha film nahin bana raha hai aaj kal…

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Thak Thak!
Kaun hain bhaaya?
Bal.
Bal kaun?
Bal bal bach gaya SRK. Ab thode din Raj karega.

Thak Thak!
Kaun hain bhaaya?
Ek saal baad Number 1.
Ek saal baad Number 1 kaun?
Ek saal baad Number 1 kaun?
Bharat-Dakshin Afreeka-Australia, ye ladai trikone.

 

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Thak Thak!
Kaun hain bhaaya?
Local.
Local kaun?
Local walon se panga liya, Local pe chala aur ban gaya Local boy!

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Thak Thak!
Kaun hain bhaaya?
Sukna.
Sukna kaun?
Sukh na mila kisiko, dukh hi mila is case main.

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Thak Thak!
Kaun hain bhaaya?
GO.
GO kaun?
Jeeo to shaan se jeeo!

 

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(Knock Knock Jokes in Hindi)

Thak Thak!
Kaun hain bhaaya?
GK.
GK Kaun?
Jee ke kya karna hain, ab hum mar hi jaate hain!

Thak Thak!
Kaun hain bhaaya?
AB.
AB kaun?
AB koi zindagi hain bhaaya?

Thak Thak!
Kaun hain bhaaya?
Q.
Q kaun?
Kyu, kaun, kab, kaise, kahan… ye sab sawal hum bhi pooch rahe hain…

Thak Thak!
Kaun hain bhaaya?
AC.
AC kaun?
Aisi ki taisi sab ki ho jaaye.

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Thak Thak!
Kaun hain bhaaya?
GA.
GA kaun?
Jeeye to jeeye kaise…

 

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Thak Thak!
Kaun hain bhaaya?
AB.
AB kaun?
AB maane Big B ko nahin jaante kya? Hindustani nahin ho kya bhaaya?

Thak Thak!
Kaun hain bhaaya?
DD.
DD kaun?
Didi tera dewar deewana…

 

Thak Thak!
Kaun hain bhaaya?
Aman ki Asha.
Aman ki Asha kaun?
Ye baat main bhi jaan-na chahata hu, ye hain kaun aur sacchi main exist karti hain kya?

 

Thak Thak!
Kaun hain bhaaya?
BB.
BB kaun?
Bibi ne ghar se nikaal diya bhaaya, isiliye main aapke ghar aaya hu.

Thak Thak!
Kaun hain bhaaya?
U.
U kaun?
Yuhi chala aaya aap se milne bhaaya.

Thak Thak!
Kaun hain bhaaya?
CD.
CD kaun?
Seedhi tarah se darwaza nahin kholega to tod doonga bhaaya!

Thak Thak!
Kaun hain bhaaya?
EC.
EC kaun?
Isi wajeh se aap shakki kahalate ho bhaaya, kabhi kabhi darwaza khol ke bhi dekha karo.

Thak Thak!
Kaun hain bhaaya?
PK.
PK kaun?
Peeke koi nahin aaya aaj, hum sab sober hain.

 

Thak Thak!
Kaun hain bhaaya?
IO.
IO kaun?
Aiyyo main hi hu re!

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Thak Thak!
Kaun hain bhaaya?
Sach.
Sach kaun?
Sach ka Samna kar sakte ho to andar aa jata hu.

 

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Thak Thak!
Kaun hain bhaaya?
G1.
G1 kaun?
Jeevan kya hain, koi nahin jaane.

Thak Thak!
Kaun hain bhaaya?
PR.
PR kaun?
Pyar se nahin pooch sakte kya bhaaya?

Thak Thak!
Kaun hain bhaaya?
PRVR.
Pyaar Vyaar, dil vil, main kya jaanu re!

Thak Thak!
Kaun hain bhaaya?
SI.
SI kaun?
Aisa hain ki aap darwaza jaldi kholiye, mujhe bathroom jaana hain.

Thak Thak!
Kaun hain bhaaya?
CT.
CT kaun?
Seeti koi baja raha tha. Maine bhi suna!

Thak Thak!
Kaun hain bhaaya?
BD.
BD kaun?
Bidi jalayeliyo bhaaya.

Thak Thak!
Kaun hain bhaaya?
AG.
AG kaun?
AG OG lo ji suno ji, main hum manmoji, 1 2 ka 4, 4 to ka 1, my name is Lakhan.

Thak Thak!
Kaun hain bhaaya?
SQ.
SQ kaun?
Aise kyu poochte rahate ho jab dekho bhaaya!

 

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Thak Thak!
Kaun hain bhaaya?
KC.
KC kaun?
Kaisi thi maine bhi nahin dekha!

 

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Thak Thak!
Kaun hain bhaaya?
OA.
OA kaun?
Oye, thoda tameez so poochoge?

 

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(Knock Knock Jokes in Hindi)

Thak Thak!
Kaun hain bhaaya?
China.
China kaun?
Chai na pilaya Beijing ne, bus pani hi pilate rahate hain, pani.

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Thak Thak!
Kaun hain bhaaya?
Hambani.
Hambani kaun?
Hum bhai nahin rahe, dushmano ki tarah lad rahe hain.

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Thak Thak!
Kaun hain bhaaya?
Shah Rukh.
Shah Rukh kaun?
“Shah Rukh Kaun” uska naam ho jayega agar jaldi hit nahin diya aur controversies se bahar nahin aaya to.

 

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Thak Thak!
Kaun hain bhaaya?
K… K… K… K…
K… K… K… K…kaun?
Arre aap bhi meri tarah haklate hain kya?

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Thak Thak!
Kaun hain bhaaya?
Kambli.
Kambli kaun?
Arre kya sawal karte ho, BCCI ke aadmi ho kya?

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Thak Thak!
Kaun hain bhaaya?
Bhagwan.
Bhagwan kaun?
Arrre Bhagwan ko nahin jaante? Nastik ho kya?

 

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Thak Thak!
Kaun hain bhaaya?
Andar.
Andar kaun?
Arre muje kya maloom. Main to bahar hu. Aap ko maloom hona chahiye andar kaun hain.

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Thak Thak!
Kaun hain bhaaya?
Ghanti.
Ghanti kaun.
Ghanti lagado bhaaya, to ye thak thak se bach jaayenge.

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Thak Thak!
Kaun hain bhaaya?
…..
Kaun hain bhaaya?
…..
Kaun hain bhaaya?
…..
(Koi nahin, bus hawa chal rahi thi)

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Thak Thak!
Kaun hain bhaaya?
Bhaaya.
Bhaaya kaun?
Pata nahin bhaaya, tum hi bhaaya bhaaya karte rahate ho, bhaaya.

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